Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Be careful what you post!

As these examples will attest, you never know who is watching, reading, passing on or judging what you post online. The thing to remember is that once you post something, you lose control of it the moment someone sees it because at that moment, it could become viral almost instantly. If you do not want that to happen, the solution is simple: Do not post it!

Peace.


Say Cheese: 12 Photos That Should Never Have Been Posted Online

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Jay Leno drives the Telsa. I so want one; okay, two.

Friggin' Sweet!!! When I win the lotto, Telsas for everyone!**

** NOTE: While the editor would love to provide "everyone" a new Telsa when he wins the lotto, this is simply an unrealistic goal and stated merely out of exuberance and no real intention of buying anyone anything at anytime.  Sorry, but unless you sleep with me (already taken) or are related to me (and that does not include everyone in that column either) or are very close to me (does not include sleeping with me but we can talk), then you are SOL and must obtain your own with your own means.  Thank you for your time.  :)

Ciao.

Tesla Motors

Tres cool!

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Today's Funny

Submitted by LinusB
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'