I need to change my look, obviously.

OK, seriously.  What about my cold, uncaring, off-putting demeanor screams to people, "Yes, I want nothing more than to engage in conversation with you about things I care less about"?  it happens all the time but especially at work.  I even go out of my way to not feign interest of any kind and to provide a blank stare of "are you done yet?"  It should be obvious to any casual observer that I just want to be left alone to do what I am doing but nope; they persist on in including me in whatever trivial nonsense they think I may want to be included on.  Honestly, don't include me.  I won't hate you less than I do now.  Just let me do my time and go.

Could this be the best phone in the world one day?

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