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Today's Funny
One Monday morning the postman was walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.As he approached one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.
'Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' the Postman commented.
David, in obvious pain, replied, 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4:00 o’clock Sunday morning .We had about 15 couples from around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild.We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?'
The Postman thought for a moment and said, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'
‘Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet.Then the women try to guess who it is..'
The postman laughed and said, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'
'Probably a good thing you did,' David responded, 'Your name came up 7 times.'
Saturday, February 08, 2014
Facebook has all but killed my blog.
I think it is because it feels redundant to post things here as well as in Facebook. Though, in my blog, where people have to choose to see what I post, I can pretty much say whatever the ass I feel like saying. Don't like it? Don't read my blog. With FB though, I invited people to view my posts so there is a certain amount of self-censorship. I still post a whole lot of shit disturbing comments and posts but not nearly as over the edge as I would here. I guess that answers the question as to why I do not close the blog down. Something inside me knows I need that unfiltered, uncensored outlet still.
2014 may bring back a return to regular blogging. If I can podcast and post the link here then I may start a whole new chapter in my online life. Stay tuned.
2014 may bring back a return to regular blogging. If I can podcast and post the link here then I may start a whole new chapter in my online life. Stay tuned.
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