Which pain you ask? Well, for starters, the not-so-mighty Raptors. What the hell are these people doing? Coming close is great for horseshoes and hand grenades, NOT NBA frickin' games. A player gets paid to put the round ball in THROUGH the round hoop. Not on it, not around it, not by it, IN IT! Things happen yes, but with the game on the line, make the ^%$*&^%(*&^ layup and lose in overtime.
Headaches. Hate them. Hate the drugs needed to make them go away. Can you say, "Got Rum?"
Cold. Snow is fine. We need a way to enjoy it minus the cold. Shut your pie hole Dave.
I could have had a Mac!!
Stupid people in bad weather. Actually the weather does not matter as I hate stupid people at any time of year in any weather. The problem with them in bad weather is that they damage smart people's property with their stupid actions. Take the fourteen morons that rear-ended each other after the first one jammed into the back of the bus. A BUS?!?! Lemme guess, you did not see it (trust me, that was the excuse used by a BMW driver who rammed into the back of s stopped TTC bus on Morningside north of Sheppard one summer day). Anyhow, the bus goes down the hill and the first person hits him. He gets out and attempts to stop the subsequent drivers from cresting the hill and sliding down into the existing accident. The stupid people went AROUND the person flagging them down and consequently hit the vehicle in front of them. I think it stopped when enough cars had hit that they could be seen before the slide started. Goofs. Here's a winter hint for everyone: go to an empty parking lot one evening when it is snowy. Drive forward at a mere 30Km/h and slam on your brakes. Get used to how your vehicle behaves in that condition and then repeat it on dry land and on ice. Then with this new knowledge, DON'T BE STUPID!
OK, this is part one. Part two to follow shortly.
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