Blonde Speed Limit
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it….
Cop : “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?”
Blonde : “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65.”
Cop : “Oh miss, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on!”
Blonde : “Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, I’ll be more careful from now on.”
At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.
Cop : “Excuse me miss, what’s wrong with your friends back there? They’re shaking something awful.”
Blonde : “Oh… We just got off of highway 119”
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BLONDE AT A ELECTRONIC STORE!!!
Ok so a blonde walked into an electronic store and asked, “can I buy this tv?” and the guy said, “no your a blonde”. So she died her hair brown.
The next day the blonde walked into the store again and asked, “can I buy this tv?” and the guy said, “no your a blonde”. So then she died her hair purple.
She walked to the electronic store again and asked, “can I have this tv?” and the guy said, “no your a blonde” and the blonde said, “how do you know im a blonde?” and the guy said, “because this is a microwave!!!”
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