Saturday funnies

Now some may question why I would put this joke up. My answer would be that I am an equal opportunity person when it comes to slamming stereotypes and poking a nerve at a sore spot. The fact that I am a youngish, black male does not mean I would shy away from the fact that some of my dumber brethren are not so on the up and up. Enjoy this submission from BT of MTL.

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Subject: Fw: THE DIVORCEE
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A divorcee in her early forties was sitting at a bar one night when she noticed a young, attractive black man just a few stools away. She'd never seen for herself if the stories about black men were true (ED note: they are), so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink.

One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the woman stripped naked, climbed into her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither look, and whispered, "OK, you gorgeous piece of chocolate. Show me what young black boys do best."

So he beat her up and stole her stereo.

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Submitted by AL
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Subject: The War on Terrorism ... the Canadian Way

Now here is a great idea to hit the Taliban and Al Qaeda where it really hurts.

Darned clever, these Canadians?

America should consider changing their currency too!

Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.

The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Islamists from even touching it!? It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism:







That ought to do it!!!