Submitted by LB. I was laughing so hard at work that it prompted my boss to ask me if I was laughing because I had just seen my last paycheque. Funny guy. Enjoy.
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A Trinidadian couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies. So he says to his newwife, "Honey, ah comin back now..."
"Whey yuh goin chunkalunks...?" asked the wife. "Ah goin by the rum shop, pretty face. Ah goin tuh drink ah beer."
The wife say to him, "You want ah beer mah love?" Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries.
The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, "Yah dahlin...but the bar....yuh know nah...the frozen glass..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying, "Yuh want ah frozen glass puppy face?" She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, buh by the bar dey have those hors d'oeuvres that does taste real good...ah eh go be long, ah comin back now ah promise. OK?"
"Yuh want hors d'oeuvres poochipooh?" She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres.
"But sweet honey", he pleads, "...by the rum shop... yuh know nah...the swearing, the dirty words and all that..."
"Yuh want dirty words cutie pie? Here..."
"DRINK YUH FUCKIN BEER IN YUH MUDDA-ASS MUG AND EAT YOUR KISS MEH ASS SNACKS, BECAUSE YUH EH GOIN NO FUCKIN WHERE! YUH HEAR MEH ASSHOLE?!?!?"
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