Two potatoes on a street corner...one of the potatoes is a prostitute...how can you tell which one?
It has a little sticker on it that says :I-DA-HO.
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In Mrs. Jones' kindergarden class, she was attempting to teach her students colors and flavors using Life Savers. She handed a pack to each of the kids and ran through the gamut of candy.
"What color is this one?" She held up the cherry-red life saver.
"Red!" said Sally.
"Good," said Mrs. Jones "What flavor is it?"
"Cherry!" Sally squealed.
"Excellent!" said Mrs. Jones.
Mrs. Jones continued throughout the pack...grape, pineapple, then she stumbled on the honey life savers. The kids knew the color, but couldn't get the flavor.
"Ok, try and think about what your Mommy calls your Daddy" Mrs. Jones suggested to her students.
Little Johnny stands up...
"QUICK GUYS! SPIT 'EM OUT! WE'RE EATIN' ASSHOLES!!!!"
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