SPAM, getting more inventive

I'm cleaning out the mailbox at work and come across the normal selection of SPAM in the junk mail folder. As long as the title is wonky, out it goes, but because I get lots of people reply to other emails that I do not know, I have to check to ensure real mail does not get trashed. This morning I spy one that has a subject of "ticket escalation", which I open since I deal with trouble tickets in my job. Well, much to my surprise, the only thing they wanted to elevate was my penis. Thanks, but that position is already taken. Next mail.

Ciao.