Friday, April 15, 2005

Welcome home, Vince Carter.

Now, please go copulate in a single, personal fashion.

Those boos are not simply bitter feelings and sour grapes. They are the hopes and dreams of an entire city that vested a lot more in your sorry ass than you obviously did in return. I will be the first to say that I completely enjoyed when you played in Toronto. DW only ever wanted your shirt and number on her chest. We lived for every time you climbed up the front of someone stupid enough to think that standing their misguided selves in front of you would deter you from putting the ball into the hoop. French dude (lipton dunk). The Admiral. SHAQ! Tim Duncan...in PRESEASON?!?!?

But something happened, and it was no secret. Everyone saw it and the more you made excuses, the more it pissed us off. We KNOW how you can play. We KNOW your ability. We KNOW when you are dragging your ass more than a lazy cat in heat. So, please, oh please, do NOT insult our intelligence.

To further ruin my perfect day after the buttmunch in the white van cut me off, I had to listen to a partial interview of VC on 590 The Fan (which we know is not working since it sucks and blows). This *^%*&^% had the audacity to say that he grew up in Toronto and that he &^%%*&% understands what we are &^%*&*(& going through. Further, this *&^%*&%(*^ wants to claim that he prepared and went out every (*&^(*^&) game, trying his &^$*&%(* hardest to &^$*&%^(*& win. Yeah *&%^*&%^&*( RIGHT!!!

You did not get your *&^$*&%^ way, *^%$%*^%&^ constantly complained about it and then to add *&%*&%^*( insult to *&^%*&%^*()& injury, you ^&%$*&(%* do jack *&$^%*&^ shit on the floor and blamed it on everyone else but your sorry *&%^$*&^%(&*^ ass!!! You seem to *&$*&%*( forget that you *&^%*&(^(* said on *&^%*&^* TV that you &^%*^#% dogged it you slimy mother *&^%*&%^(&*^*(!!!

Thanks for the memories Vince. Now get the &^$*&^%*&(^ out of town.

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