Guess who seems to have bought a *$*^%*&(&^( clue?

Hey Michael, it seems that the hospital finally removed the huge ball of wax out of your ear. You can actually hear what people have been telling you for years now; it is unnatural for a grown man to sleep with children and not be perceived in a certain way! Three jurors stated that they believed you didle children, just not this one. Are ya getting buddy? Are you have a divine moment of clarity?

Continue to do the good that you do for the kids; nobody has remotely suggested to stop that. Continue to be generous with your time and money; nobody has asked that you stop that either. But for the love of whomever you door-knocking irritants keep holy, when you're feeling a touch of the randiness, go find yourself a willing lass (lots of little sickso would love to get a closer look at those "pole"r discolourations of yours) or just hit a dude ranch and round up some hookers like real men do.

And parents, stop whoring your kids (if he is indeed a diddler) for that new car, vacation or whatever makes you sleep well at night for selling their innocence off (if he is indeed a diddler).

Now, let's move on and hope his next album is much better than the last.

Lawyer: Jackson Won't Share Room With Kids - Yahoo! News