I AM EVIL!

EDITOR'S NOTE: Due to that psychotic bitch, Karla Homolka, being released from prison shortly, I have decided to censor this test due to the graphic and eerie similarities to that heinous crime. I realize it is simply a silly test, but it immediately tweaked my sensibilities when I read it and brought that evil spawn to mind. If you wish to read my evil script, leave a comment and email me the request. Otherwise, suffice it to say that I am NOT the diet-coke of evil (just one calorie, not evil enough). :)


Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.