Monday, July 25, 2005

Hmmm, what other contests are they having?

Let me be emphatically clear, when I go to the local KFC, I am most interested in the legs, thighs and breats contained in my bucket. So as I do in the Colonel's chicken, so do I do in life. I am not particularly interested in the other parts, especially if they are simulated. I have had a couple of occasions for comparison observations and what I observed is lopsidedness, pulling, asymetrical shaping or unnatural and unholy perkiness (to the point, excuse the pun, of being possibly dangerous to get too close too during vigorous activity).

That said, when the right doctor takes the time to do the job right, the improvement on nature's most visible assets can be astounding and breathtaking. So, while I never have and never will encourage my DW to do such a procedure (mainly because the twins are fully grown up folks on their own), I would not necessarily frown upon someone getting them for various reasons of their own.

Let's be realistic people. If Pamela Anderson did not need extra material sewn into the average shirt or lycra with tensile steel thread reinforcement for her Baywatch bathing suits, no one would know her name. Does it make it right that as a society, the breast still holds such power? Not really, except to those with the breasts and the power. We have to deal with reality and that includes the fact that larger breasts are a boon when dealing with the entertainment industry or when fishing for the position of "trophy wife". It is this unattainable goddess that gets men buying the video, sticking around at halftime, attending this week's feature attraction or seeking their companionship in later years of affluence.

We would not have Extreme Makeover doing breast augmentation of over 90% of the participants if this were not true. I think we have only ever seen two reductions and one lady who simply reshaped what she had, choosing not to add anything that would last longer than she did. In almost every case, when they did not lose their mind and try to triple up the taa taas, it made a huge difference in the clothes they could wear and the confidence they exuded in doing so.

Again, doe sit make it right that these women have to definite themselves in this way? Of course not. But, let's not be so quick to condemn them when we have all manner of devices and cover ups to try to augment who we are on a daily basis. If you think I am way off base, then by all means, fess up that you wear no makeup, no control top panties, no girdles, no pushup bras, no anything that enhances, hides or changes your natural self. It does not matter the degree of change, it simply matters that you do it because you feel you cannot do without it or that you need it somehow. So, how are you any better?

As for the fake boobies, well, I'll have to take a closer look to judge them for myself. :)

Peace.


Women spin wheel for free breast implants at B.C. nightclub, ignore protesters - Yahoo! News

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ya but what they don't tell you is that the larger versions can cause back pains -- good bra or not. It's one thing to improve one's confidence but if it's at the cost of a bad back, no thank you.

Dtrini said...

Uhm, if one is typically flat on ones' back, does the pain subside from them?