Wednesday, January 06, 2016

I am tired of posting these.

http://magazine.good.is/articles/ugly-racist-tirade-lands-man-in-hot-water?utm_source=TSE&utm_medium=FB&utm_campaign=pd&utm_content=inf_10_81_2&tse_id=INF_d987d0196b4846c08c4df5b5cb2c0aa9

Racists.  We all have a little prejudice in us.  Sometimes it is passed down/learned from our elders.  Sometimes it is absorbed from our friends and family.  Sometimes our own experiences make us feel a certain way to others not like us.  I do not condemn people for those feelings as long as they understand that they cannot paint everyone with the same brush and that it is wrong to act upon them or incite others.  Racists do both and are vile excuses for the human kind.

If you watch this video from start to finish, his own words and actions clearly illustrate that his apology later on is pure bullshit.  Did he appear that angry to you?  Did he appear to not know what he was saying and to whom?  Why did he not make chimp noises at anyone else, or call anyone else a monkey or say to anyone else that he may have only ever seen ten before (is that because he has seen a dozen hippies)?  Nope, plain and simple he is a disgusting racist pig and got what he deserved.  The company may have only acted in order to distance itself but I am fine with that.  He can now go work for Mark Furman and his ilk.

Who is the monkey now, asshole?

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Today's Funny

One Monday morning the postman was walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.

As he approached one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.

His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.

'Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' the Postman commented. 


David, in obvious pain, replied, 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4:00 o’clock Sunday morning .
We had about 15 couples from around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild.
We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?'

The Postman thought for a moment and said, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'


‘Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is..' 

The postman laughed  and said, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.' 


'Probably a good thing you did,' David responded, 'Your name came up 7 times.'
 

Saturday, February 08, 2014

Facebook has all but killed my blog.

I think it is because it feels redundant to post things here as well as in Facebook.  Though, in my blog, where people have to choose to see what I post, I can pretty much say whatever the ass I feel like saying.  Don't like it?  Don't read my blog.  With FB though, I invited people to view my posts so there is a certain amount of self-censorship.  I still post a whole lot of shit disturbing comments and posts but not nearly as over the edge as I would here.  I guess that answers the question as to why I do not close the blog down.  Something inside me knows I need that unfiltered, uncensored outlet still.

2014 may bring back a return to regular blogging.  If I can podcast and post the link here then I may start a whole new chapter in my online life.  Stay tuned.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

I need to change my look, obviously.

OK, seriously.  What about my cold, uncaring, off-putting demeanor screams to people, "Yes, I want nothing more than to engage in conversation with you about things I care less about"?  it happens all the time but especially at work.  I even go out of my way to not feign interest of any kind and to provide a blank stare of "are you done yet?"  It should be obvious to any casual observer that I just want to be left alone to do what I am doing but nope; they persist on in including me in whatever trivial nonsense they think I may want to be included on.  Honestly, don't include me.  I won't hate you less than I do now.  Just let me do my time and go.

Saturday, October 06, 2012

Today's Funny

Submitted by DW
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Psychology vs Law
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A guy asked a girl in a library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?

The guy responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears; "I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”

Friday, September 14, 2012

Today's Funny

Brought to you by BT from MTL
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 The wife was screaming:   "Leave!  Get out of this house!" she ordered.

As he was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a
slow and painful death!" -
So he  turned around and replied "So now you want me to stay?"

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Today's Funny

Submitted by BT from MTL
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Slip Out Early

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Today's Funny

Submitted by BT from MTL (so don't shoot the messenger my Newfie friends).
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YOUR MORNING SMILE
Two Newfies shopping.

Tom and Mick were walking along a street in Toronto.

Mick looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read, "Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $6.50 per pair."

Mick said to his buddy, "Look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot of dose and when we get back to St, John's could make a fortune.

Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking cause if they hear our accents, they might think we're thickos from Newfoundland and try to screw us. I'll put on my best accent."

"Right y'are Mick, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will. You do all da business," said Tom.

They go in and Mick said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man. I'll take 50 suits at $10.00 each, 100 shirts at $4.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $6.50 each. I'll back up me truck ready to load 'em on, so I will."

The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Newfoundland, aren't you?"

"Well yes," said a surprised Mick. "What gave it away?"

The owner replied, "This is a dry-cleaners."

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Today's Funny

Submitted by BT from MTL
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EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 



Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.

Try to reach a full minute and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Monday, June 04, 2012

Today's Funny

Submitted by BT from MTL
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A Handy Man

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW."

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGY AUSTRALIA WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." FINE, SHE SAYS, "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK!"

"I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T TO WANT TO FIX STEPS", HE SAYS, "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE BUNNINGS WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!"

SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME.

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

"HONEY," HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"

SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE."

HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?"

SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO! DO YOU SEE SARA LEE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"