Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Today's Funny

Submitted by BTL from MTL


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to

meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is

such a big event,the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first

time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an

hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about

condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time

and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so

excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no

movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,

'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea

your father was a pharmacist.'

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