Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Today's Funny

Maurice: Ten years ago, I was standing in front of the Biltmore Hotel when a yellow taxi pulled up. And do you know who was inside the cab?

Malcolm: Who?

Maurice: The most beautiful blonde I ever saw in my life. I pushed the driver out of the way and opened her door. When she climbed out, she kissed me on the cheek and said, “I hope our paths cross again one day.”

Malcolm: Wow, that’s so romantic!

Maurice: Exactly ten years later, at exactly the same time, I was standing in front of the Biltmore Hotel again and a yellow taxi pulled up. Do you know who was inside?

Malcolm: The same gorgeous blonde?

Maurice: No, the same driver.

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