WHAT NOT TO SAY TO YOUR DATE'S FATHER
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10. I could use some pointers… show me how you used to spank her.
9. Do you mind if we borrow your video camera, for the evening?
8. I just got my license today… I can’t believe I made it over here alive!
7. Five bucks says she's a D-cup.
6. Yeah, I can unscrew it and take it out, but then there’s a huge hole in my tongue.
5. Don’t worry… I’m only contagious when I have a break out.
4. Hi, I'm Robert, but my friends call me Back Door Bob.
3. I couldn’t help but notice your apartment number is 69… that’s my favorite number!
2. Did you know that Costco carries 60-gallon drums of vaseline? How handy is that?!
1. Hey, we’ve got something in common… she can call me daddy too!
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