A wood joke submitted by MR

Subject: woodpecker humour

(from John Derringer)

Canadian woodpecker flies to Hawaii and is pecking at a tree. Hawaiian woodpecker comes over and says, “You can’t peck a hole in that tree, it is the hardest tree we have and it is woodpecker proof.” Canadian woodpecker pecks a hole, no problems. So the two become friends, and the Canadian woodpecker invites the Hawaiian woodpecker back up to Canada for the summer.

In Canada, the Hawaiian woodpecker starts pecking at a tree. Canadian woodpecker comes over and says, “You can’t peck a hole in that tree, it is the hardest tree we have and it is woodpecker proof.” Hawaiian woodpecker pecks a hole, no problems.

So the two sit down and have a long discussion, and finally come to the realization that your pecker is always harder away from home.