Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Today's Funnies

clipped from: humor.beecy.net

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

* Innovative
* Preliminary
* Proliferation
* Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

* Specificity
* British Constitution
* Passive-aggressive disorder
* Transubstantiate

Things that are IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

* Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
* Nope, no more booze for me.
* Sorry, but you're not really my type.
* Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
* Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
* I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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