Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Penis mail - ok, seriously?

Wondercum - The new medication revolution that promises to change the sex lives of men worldwide. Volume enhancers used to be dodgy affairs with no real guarantees, but the new wonder-product Wondercum now promises:

1. Longer, harder, more powerful orgasms to drive your lover crazy with desire

2. Up to 3-4 times more semen per ejaculation

3. Ejaculations that are up to 2-3 times longer and more intense

Sex will never be the same again with the 100% guaranteed effects of Wondercum! Try the revolutionary new Wondercum now - satisfaction assured.

1 comment:

Syrlinus said...

Too bad they don't do infomercials. Can you imagine?? ROFL..

It's even funnier when you receive these things and don't have the necessary body parts!