Sunday, February 26, 2006

Submitted by BT in MTL

Subject: Fw: Alcohol Problem

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde lady who is sitting by herself.

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Lady: " No, they spread".

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