Yesterday is history Tomorrow a mystery Today is a gift that's why it's called the present.
THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE DREARY OLD BIRDS AND BEES or the CAR & the Garage stories...
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and it was too late to hit the delete button. Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"
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